Welcome to The Drunken Clam! A chill, coastal escape right here in St. Pete-Clearwater. Bring your favorite drinks, kick back to island tunes, and soak in the sun from a floating tiki lounge.
Here’s your options…
Sunset Cruise
$350 flat rate (up to 6 guests – 1.5 to 2 hours)
There’s no better way to wrap up the day than with a front-row seat to one of Florida’s legendary sunsets. This laid-back evening cruise is all about good vibes, smooth waters, and unforgettable views. Whether you're planning a romantic evening, a chill get-together with friends, or just want to unwind after a long day, this cruise sets the perfect tone.
We'll cruise along the coastline as the sky turns vibrant shades of orange, pink, and purple — and with the breeze in your hair and your favorite drink in hand, you'll wonder why you don’t do this every night.
✔️ BYOB – Bring your favorite beverages and snacks
✔️ Licensed captain included – Sit back, relax, and leave the navigating to us
✔️ Cooler with ice provided – We’ll keep your drinks perfectly chilled
✔️ Bluetooth speakers onboard – Connect your playlist or let us set the vibe
✔️ Cozy tiki seating + shade – Comfort and style as you take in the views
Sandbar Escape
$450 flat rate (up to 6 guests – 3 to 4 hours)
Looking for that perfect slice of Florida living? The Sandbar Escape is your laid-back getaway, right in the middle of the water. We’ll cruise out to a local sandbar where you can swim, float, wade in the shallows, or just kick back under the tiki roof with your favorite drink in hand.
It’s a choose-your-own-adventure kind of day — no rush, no pressure, just sun, salt air, and smooth tunes. Great for families, friend groups, or anyone who wants a relaxing break from the beach crowds.
✔️ BYOB — bring your favorite drinks and we’ll keep them chilled
✔️ Bring snacks, water toys, or floats — it’s your hangout
✔️ Covered tiki-style shade, comfy seating, and good vibes
✔️ Licensed captain included for a worry-free ride
✔️ Cooler with ice + Bluetooth sound system onboard
Island Hop Express
$300 flat rate (up to 6 guests – 1.5 hours)
Pressed for time but still want a taste of paradise? The Island Hop Express is a quick, carefree cruise perfect for dipping into Florida’s waterfront charm. Whether it’s a swim stop, a scenic ride, or a chill hangout on the water, this 90-minute trip is all about relaxing on your terms.
✔️ BYOB — your favorite drinks, chilled onboard
✔️ Great for a quick adventure with friends or family
✔️ Covered tiki-style shade + comfy seating
✔️ Cooler with ice + Bluetooth sound system
✔️ Licensed captain for a stress-free outing
Special Event – Your Way
$600 Flat Rate (Up to 6 guests, Trips run 5 to 6 hours. Customizable day. Can decorate boat for specific event)
Ready to make some serious memories on the water? Whether you're celebrating a birthday, bachelor or bachelorette party, a family reunion, or just feel like living your best Florida life — this fully customizable charter is for you.
We’ll set the stage with your own private tiki boat, good tunes, and smooth cruising. From there, the day is yours. Want to drop anchor at a sandbar for swimming and lounging? Done. Prefer to cruise the coast, sip your favorite drinks, and catch the sunset? Easy. Want both? Let’s make it happen.
✔️ BYOB – bring your own beverages and snacks (we’ll keep them cool)
✔️ Flexible schedule – start early, cruise into the sunset, or go all-day
✔️ Optional stops – sandbars, photo ops, coastal sightseeing
✔️ Comfortable shaded seating, cooler with ice, and Bluetooth sound system onboard
✔️ Licensed captain included (so you can kick back and relax)